Thursday May 23 @ 04:49pmDROPPING A SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER IS ONE OF THE MOST TERRIFYING EXPERIENCES IN LIFE
Thursday May 23 @ 04:48pm[tour guide voice] now if i could direct you to your left. then to your right. bring it back now yall
This will always be funny to me.
Thursday May 23 @ 03:02pmHELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAL
Hang on, something is missing…
That’s better
OH MAN, THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER EVEN, OMG.
